With a little hustle Kuechly could have intercepted him, too.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Probably got sucked into Luke Kuechly’s gravitational pull.

Oh well, if they make it back to Punxsutawney they can stay there for a night...or 30 years...

For geography/geology nerds: when going west on the Turnpike from Bedford to Somerset, you climb the Allegheny Front. With a storm coming generally from the south and east, that side of the mountain will get pounded.

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.

Claptrap Banzingas

Even Kobe’s jersey takes questionable 3's.

Gingersnaps Porchswings

Christmas Poisongas

Austin Rivers just missed the cut in 16th place, though it’s mainly because he keeps spilling SpaghettiOs on himself and needing replacements.

Still waiting for proof that Tsonga is not related to Muhammed Ali...

Do you really want the answer to that?

Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

This is, unbelievably, the first time I’ve seen footage of the hit. That dude is unconscious before he hits the ground. He would deserve an academy award if he was pretending.

Yep. One guy critically injured our starting QB, RB, and WR. Unbelievable. Fuck Burfict with a syphilis and ghost pepper sauce covered catctus.