His interview where he discusses that on Highly Questionable is one of the best things from ESPN in 2015.

Eli your owner and I, we love you very much. We love your throws. The way you do a quarterback. This is not your fault. When the Ownership’s new boyfriend Chad moves in, treat him like you would me. Chad is your new father now, Eli. You can visit me every other weekend.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

That walk-by was the equivalent of dropping an atomic bomb sized “fuck you”. ICE. COLD.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

One wonders how many catchers had to go for a cigarette after an inning when Griffey Jr. had a few swings.

Probably not unless Cowherd is a Timelord. My dad was saying that shit in the early 90’s and I know he didn’t make it up either.

Because it’s an excuse to watch Ken Griffey Jr’s perfect swing on loop.

If Griffey’s plaque features him wearing his hat backward, I’ll take back (almost) every bad thing I ever said about the Hall of Fame.

There aren’t words for how much I hope this is how his plaque looks. Not just because it’s how 10-year-old me will always remember him, but also because it would literally cause at least 70% of the HOF voters to keel over and die on the spot. So, you know, win-win.

Here at Deadspin, we like to be helpful when we can, and so we have created this loop video—also known as a “GIF”—of Griffey’s swing for Noble.

That’s incredible!

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Cost me a leg also

This might be the saddest thing I have ever read. The 7-11 portion of this is like the last 30 minutes of Requiem for a Dream, the sad part of Boogie Nights and the detox scene in Trainspotting, all in one.

That’s a polar bear you dunce.

*clutches the third season of Hannibal to his chest and cries*

Opinions and everything, but the series easily got stronger as it went along.