♫ And those three men came from afar,

D- Rich Mix, Fr., Benedictine

Max Maxwell? These parents are really getting lax with their creativity.

Your earnestness for quality college hoops aside, you are insane if you think this year's Duke team has anywhere near the talent to challenge this year's Kentucky squad. Kentucky's bench should be ranked #2.

Judge: I award the Plaintiff $50k in compensatory and punitive damages!

After Newton's car flipped, the quarterback climbed out the shattered rear cab window and sat on the side of the road until help arrived.

Everything about this comment is wrong.

Yeah.

Wasn't there a Jalop article about not speeding in Virginia?

Yeah, believe it or not, I'm actually familiar with the fact that "Coke" is a specific brand. In the American Deep South, however, it's very common for people to use the word "Coke" to refer to carbonated soft drinks, as in:

"The Midwest produced Skyline Chili and the St. Louis Cardinals"

Fuck you and your midwest heritage! Choke on your Skyline Chili and Coors Lights, Middle America!

From now on I'm only referring to Southerners as Civil War Losers

It's a southern thing. Coke was the first commercial soft drink and it came out of Georgia so the name became generic for everything that followed. It's like Xerox or Kleenex to them.

I fucked up the mashed potatoes last year. Huge disappointment for the family. I was told I could bring sparkling cider this year

Mrs. Feet somehow accepted an invitation to a Thanksgiving potluck hosted by pretentious foodie nut cases who use "aioli" as a verb. I'm pretty sure they are making organic, ethically-raised turkey basted in elf tears or some shit. I am so bringing mac and cheese.

I have lived in the Chicago area my entire life and I didn't know what the fuck Hawaiian Salad was when I saw that. I then looked up the site and I think I have had it maybe once or twice in the last 30 years, usually as some weird dessert or side. If I am correct it had like grapes and other fruit in like a semi…

This post doesn't exist if not for the excuse to look up Oronde Gadsden highlights.