I don't see any soda cookies, for one.

1. Kevin Ward, Jr. was gallant.

Chad Johnson didn't make it to the CFL until his late 30's.

I'm not that old but you can take your motherfucking raw fish and shove it up your ass while you twerk to the latest shit-bomb that is considered a "hit song" these days.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

$65 million opening for TMNT.

Fun fact: Tropic Thunder is the only good movie Ben Stiller has made since Zoolander.

To be fair, it was the least offensive part of the Sports Reporters 30 second coverage of the tragedy.

Hahaha holy shit...so it's like racing + WWF? Maybe I should start watching.

Here's Tony Stewart out of his car throwing his helmet at Matt Kenseth's car.

No, it goes against every safety standard in place. Has it happened before? Yes. Is it incredibly dangerous and misguided? Also, yes.

Everything was fine until it was announced that Leonard Little would be Stewart's backup driver.

"You get used to it."

Tony Stewart killed a guy with his car? In the NFL, that's only a year's suspension.

Big deal, people get run over during altercations all the time.

Here's a story/song from Cody Canada about smoking pot in a Cleveland bowling alley then having their bus pulled over by cops.

so, my wife and I had a daughter Thursday morning. Our second child.

as a native virginian, you should know better than to speed in botetourt county on (what i'm assuming by the story) is i-81, overtaking or not.

So I'm supposed to run from the cops in a press car owned by General Motors, with one of their employees in the passenger's seat?

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.