I’m a former bankruptcy attorney in Illinois, and this is EXACTLY what I have seen, not just from credit acceptance, but from many similar outfits.

...blamed the issue on a hired gun failing to properly attempt to serve the defendants with a suit.

“I’m an ex-democrat/classic liberal” is such a fucking common trope amongst right wing “America Fuck Yeah” type trolls (all of them identifiable by their appreciation of the Hulkster). I don’t give a fuck what you need to say to pretend that anyone who stands against fascism “is the real fascist,” but no one buys your…

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

Well, like James Franco, it’s a degree he basically bought without having to do the same work as the non-celebs.

I saw that too. I was all “Um, can you guys actually talk to lawyers FROM Pennsylvania?”

So if the Democrats win, what’s the point of this supposed violence bullshit?

This paragraph literally no sense.

This is you.

a) Places with strict gun controls have far far *FAR* fewer mass killings that places without.

Impossibility does not require absolute certainty (at least when we’re talking about statistics). The probability just has to be so low that it is considered negligible. 

That specific line is pretty cliche, but there are several more examples from the same reviews that have their content and phrasing waaay too similar to be a coincidence.

yo if I’m playing volleyball with you and you tell me you played DI, I’m feeding that shit to you all day every day. Same thing in literally every other sport. 

Stop being such a fucking liar.

CHARLESTOWN-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Robert Williams?” Host: “No.” Me: “Tired. He missed his flight.” Thought he would cry. 

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Mine was Burgerville breakfast burgers. I think about Moses every time I drive by the Burgerville on the way home from the canine oncology doctor.

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

Man, there’s a couple massive bullshit takes in this one:

The answer to your first question is unclear, this question has been battled out in the courts a number of times and has had mixed results, see: https://transequality.org/federal-case-law-on-transgender-people-and-discrimination