Again, Beaver Stadium should be demolished, the earth it sat on salted and Penn State should never play a down ever again. Should. But nobody in Happy Valley or Indianapolis who ever was or will be in a position to do the right thing will ever have the decency to do it.

With Joe Paterno dead burning in Hell for the rest of Eternity for allowing numerous children to be sexually abused so he could win some fucking FOOBAWL games

Judges do issue “no knock” warrants where the cops can just bust in and they don’t have to announce that they are cops.

However, if someone literally broke into your house with force at 6:30 in the morning and your whole family is there, and you’re a US citizen and therefore NOT expecting ICE to be there, wouldn’t it be totally reasonable to wield a gun when approaching the door?

A douche that skips leg day.

You are correct. I have rightfully put virgin into quotation marks. Honestly, the whole idea of super-powered sex is pretty horrifying when you get down to it; Larry Niven’s classic “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” does a great job breaking down the absurdity of it.

That happened on True Blood to one of the vampires.

I think that was an actual plot point on True Blood.

For the record, my brother and I were 9 and 7 when we were dumped in the video game section, back when Sonic the Hedgehog had just been released. So early 90s. Also, not 6, and not alone.

But the fact remains that you don’t send little kids outside!

People above have (rightly) called you out for the heartless tone of this post, but allow me to just mention the holes in your analogy. If you’ve robbed a bank, then obviously the police would like you to face justice. If, however, you’re also the sole witness to a murder, then quite often the police will refrain from…

Ummm, no. Cognitive dissonance wouldn’t explain a simple comprehension error. Thanks for clarifying, though.

Lemieux was also arguably a better talent than Gretzky. If Mario didn’t have Hodgkin’s and the back injuries, he’d own most of the scoring records.

A drunk person can give effective consent, if you’re in a long-term relationship, you know the person very well, and the intent is absolutely clear. For pretty much everyone else, there’s a huge fucking difference. And anytime one partner is intoxicated and the other is sober (or substantially less intoxicated), the…

“Wow, I really suck compared to this guy.”

Scott Hall has the best Stunner sell. Rusev had a pretty good one at Wrestlemania last year, too. Damn you, Handsome Rusev.

Scott Hall with the GOAT selling. Looks like he just got knocked out by Little Mac in Punch-Out!

I fucking love Scott Hall!

Haha. Have fun doing paperwork for a living.

Or when you do all those things and win a trial where an innocent man gets to go free, OR where you have hearings to defend people’s constitutional rights. OR where you do those things knowing that as a Public Defender you get to represent the marginalized and fight for those who have no one to fight for them.