Well, voters whose thinking is, “there are people that I think are smug assholes, so I’m going to figure out who their preferred candidate is and vote for the other one, just so I can make them feel bad,” are dumb. That’s a dumb way to choose who to vote for. And it really seems like there are a hell of a lot of those…

I wouldn’t use the word “deplorable” to describe the 90s Celtics. That might confuse people with low IQS to think that the Celtics were a dynasty in the 90s.

The Dems and Obama played it stupidly.

No, but I am a person who believes words have meaning and believes that we should use them correctly when belittling idiots.

...destroyed Jay-Z lyrically and physiologically.

Wait, that song destroyed Hova physiologically?

The immigration executive orders are a nightmare. They are the worst case scenario. People will be ripped from their American families, women will be raped and murdered in their home countries after being returned to their persecutors, children will be locked in jails for weeks at a time, hispanics will be profiled…

She’s a sentient pile of old hay.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

“But mamma,” she said, wiping the chicken’s blood from her calloused hands with a soiled cloth that she cut from an old, moth-eaten bedgown. “Hezekial’s poppa will never offer a dowry for me if the Good Lord does not see fit to bless me with healthy birthing hips.”

You got a problem with me calling my mom Mother? Well kiss my ass. If you’ve got a problem with it, maybe we should step outside. Although I warn you, you do NOT want to bang heads with me.

HOW DARE HE NOT BE BARACK THE MAGICAL NEGRO WIZARD. What is this, even? What the fuck was he supposed to do? Every option I can think of involves pretty much civil war with the armed-wackadoodle class, and that’s a whole lot of bloodshed I personally would like to not see.

Can we talk about Billy Wagner getting jobbed? Not that he should be a lock for the Hall, but that he’s getting a mere fraction of the support of accumulator Trevor Hoffman. I hope Wags is able to stay on the ballot over the next couple of years.

Not that it’s your business, but I pay for....

So basically you are saying that watching GOT in real time is not worth $15 a month, for three months. So, you don’t want to pay $45 to watch GOT.

Obviously they need to repeal EMTALA too.

His advanced passing stats would indicate that he’s pretty much exactly middle of the pack. Adjusted yards per attempt index, completion% index, TD% index, INT% index, and Rating index are all 95-115 for this season, with 100 being league average. Not bad for a guy in his second year as a starter, and especially not…

This conviction was overturned because the prosecutor mishandled evidence, not because the charges weren’t fitting of the crime; he’ll be retried for the same charges.

I think we can all agree that withholding your HIV status is wrong. But he’s just getting retried, he’s not going free. There was a lot of fuckery in this trial:

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.