I read the article, went to watch the clip and it started with the baby... ALL THE NOPE GIFS. This hurts too much to watch. My heart hurts and my soul is tired. This is not how things should work. This is not how ANY OF THIS SHOULD WORK.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

If you think non-ionizing radiation is harmful to you, stay in a dark faraday cage at all times and you might have hope. Otherwise, wi-fi is no different from all the radio and TV signals that go through you every moment of the day and have since we started broadcasting radio over a century a go.

Hold up, are we in a court of law? Am I a judge? A member of a jury? A lawyer?

He legitimately tore a dude’s jaw off.

Pro wrestlers have been known to fill their road stories with hyperbole, but too many of them have stated that he’s the scariest fighter they’ve ever met. Andre the Giant was scared of three people: Harley Race, Allen “Bad News Brown” Coage and Haku. I know it’s wikipedia, but his Notoriety and Incidents section is…

What infuriates me the most about this case is not the light sentence or the fact that the judge considered the effect on the defendant of years in jail (I want that kind of concern from judged). Instead, it’s what the prodecutor said; that this would not happen to a similarly-situated, less privileged man. A poor…

He's a disastrously bad writer, and a pretty severe dumbass to boot.

Yea. It was more of a subtle nod, though.

I certainly do not want to see her deported, especially if it is for something that is damn near ubiquitous. What I would LOVE to see is a recognition by the Republican Presidential nominee that her situation actually isn’t all that unique and that it may be a problem that is inherent to our immigration laws, not to…

My mom and sister went with me to see Jonathan Louis once. It was awesome in that it was a small room of about 50 ppl and he insisted on making sure each group of people got a reading before he was over — staying about an hour and a half longer than the session time.

More importantly, as long as they don’t try to regulate and/or restrict other people’s rights.

The rub is, I think everyone agrees that we shouldn’t infringe on the rights of others. The disagreements tend to be about what those rights actually are.

Yeah, the hot lesbian thing isn’t even homophobic, just misogynistic. Unless the wife actually mentioned that she has hot lesbian friends and they turned out to be unattractive. Then the wife spurred that comment by reducing them to looks in the first place.

Hot take: these awkward comments 3-4 times a year isn’t really homophobic. Are the comments crude, absolutely. Should the crude comments stop...yeah, and as he matures (I assume if you’re emailing the girl that advocates for joint bachelor parties at art museums and gardens, you’re ~25),he’ll outgrown the trying too…

Um, because he didn’t know if he wanted to be a lawyer? You’ve never heard of anyone taking time before professional school? I took one year. Most people took two. My boyfriend (who is Asian so I’m sure you wont doubt his academic cred) took five. Stop embarassing youreslf with how little you know about higher…

So, for one, it is much harder to get into colleges as an international student. Watch out, facts below!:

I am extremely skeptical that a college transcript would say “AFFIRMATIVE ACTION PROGRAM” on it.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

All I have to offer is that my dad saw him in a restaurant in NYC and mentioned it to me for the sole purpose of telling me that he’s not very tall. “But we both already knew that,” I said. “Still,” said my dad, who thinks a lot of Russell Wilson.

Just more evidence that Scott Hall is the fucking greatest.