Troy Vincent being a moron was a pretty prominent takeaway from the transcript. It wasn’t new information per se, the hearing just highlighted it well.

If you’re not fapidextrous, you’re just a masturbatory amateur.

Pro’s switch hit.

He doesn’t need to be prodded, messed with, touched, or interfered with.

Everyone please email or call your senators today. It might not change their vote today (I’m looking at you Pat Toomey, ugh) but they need to know that their constituents don’t support them in this. Generally details of your letters or calls don’t make it to the representatives, but there is a staff person tallying up…

Barry,

Well he can be compensated for those games after the fact. Other than lost money, it’s hard to show what the injury is. Kevin and pat williams, the only players I am aware of that got an injunction for their suspensions, were about to be suspended as the playoffs started. So, distinguishable.

“The evidence is strong, but it is circumstantial and indirect.”

No injunction. Deadspin should have a way to make secure bets against other commenters because I would loooove to bet you on that.

As painful as it is to say, I think we’re rooting for Brady

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

Boy, it’s crazy to think that someone would trump up a racism scandal against their enemies. Who would do something like that?

This sounds incredibly creepy but I’ve been in restaurants where there has been a screaming toddler and the parents were entirely clueless about how to deal with this and pretended nothing was going on. I normally hang out in adult restaurants, and because I’m gay sometimes restaurants popular with other gay men, who…

Compression would allow for some missing frames, that’s true.

Very true. I went too shorthand on the argument.

I know but it’s a fun exercise.

No, it’s not. A strawman is misrepresenting someone’s point to make it easier for an attack. The No True Scotsman looks at the point and calls for some kind of bullshit purity.

No, it’s a strawman. Every bad argument on the internet is a strawman.

No, that’s the No True Scotsman fallacy.

2) I don’t think anyone in their right mind would argue that murderers should ever get lenient treatment, regardless of color.