I apologize. Can we perhaps agree on a word count for my posts that would work for both of us in the future? I'm willing to try and edit down to Two-hundred-thirty-go-fuck-yourself words wherever possible.

I thought Drew's take on corporal punishment and child abuse yesterday was really good, but there was one thing that I think missed the mark. When he said "If it takes sending Adrian Peterson to jail to explain the 'don't hit your kids' concept to all the junior Bob Knights out there, so be it."

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

It's actually an improvement for a guy whose initial instinct was to fuck wrong.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Winston: Fuck her right in the pussy!

Yup.

Is it possible for men to stop acting like children when it comes to personal porn, using it to threaten ex girlfriends? If you think I hate this person so much I want to release personal porn with them in it, stop, get over yourself and move on. You are the pathetic sad sack of crap in this scenario not her.

Women also produce some testosterone. Don't hit us either. Now give me a cookie for not hitting people.

He fucking nudged her limp body with his foot, the fucker. Like she was a duffle bag or a piece of trash.

Yankee.

COMMENTING REPORT FOR idkeither:

It is specifically because I'm an African American that I would be ashamed to turn my back on doing my part to make sure our laws and the Constitution apply to ALL people EQUALLY. Standing up for the rights of others does not equal an endorsement of who they are or what they believe; it is simply exercising the…

I've prayed for a Carmelo Anthony trade every day since the disastrous traded to bring him to NY. Giving him a max contract is like a National League team paying a DH $30 mil a year. I honestly hate him more than if Scottie Pippen and Reggie Miller had a son and that son went to Duke.

I'm talking about your questions. I'm sure they'll improve.

Being an alpha is not a series of interests and superficial traits — it's an attitude. You aren't an alpha because you pretend to be something you're not, in fact, that would make you a beta.

"Why do we love boxes so much?"

I agree. But if you're black, then you're probably fucked either way.

You can't be arrested for running from an officer (prior to any command to stop). Whatever stupid law firm buddy of Drew's told him otherwise doesn't practice criminal law. A Terry stop is not an arrest; so while the cop can stop you for running from him after eye contact, once he has stopped you, he can basically…

JFC.