The only difference between Paul Pierce now and Paul Pierce in his prime is now he has the old man body to go with his old man game.

He was backing up the throw, knucklehead. Every pitcher does that on extra base hits.

Officer: Straight now, Mr. McNabb. That's right. Look at me. No, you're off to your right. Come on. It's really not that difficult. Watch me. See, eyes aimed right at you, and...perfect. Now you do it. Goddammit. I'm up here, Mr. McNabb, not down and to the right. We're not leaving until we get this right.

Because in order to get a 1st down out of it...

I can only hope.

You won't be human til you grow a brain.

I find it hilarious that it's 2014 and people are still using 19th century understandings of biology to define gender.

I want Jimmy Graham to do layups off the vertical upright every time he scored a touchdown.

Pete Kelly obviously has a very legitimate crusade against FAS, as it has clearly destroyed his higher reasoning abilities.

Yeah, one arbitrary grouping of made up symbols that we call letters is superior to another arbitrary grouping of symbols!!! My arbarbitrary grouping of symbols has been around longer!

Houston gets nuked in Independence Day in a vain attempt at stopping the aliens.

Holy SHIT dude. Thanks for teaching me something today LOL. My apt's tried to tell me I can't put up a dish, and I can only get cable from Comcast. To but it bluntly, FUCK A MUTHAFUCKIN COMCAST. I'm unsure why they are not considered a monopoly when I can only get one goddamn provider and its them. Any other cable…

In fairness, the inmate did tell Hernandez he could best him with "both hands tied behind my back."

There isn't an absolute right to use cash (even in bill form). A business can refuse to accept cash as part of its business.

Unless he's fapping to images of littel kiddies, or worse, molesting a prepubescent child, let's not be accusing the guy of being a pedophile now. For being so self-declared smart she walked a thin line to a lawsuit with that accusation. Possible hookups with 18 yr olds are various layers of wrong, from age…

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."

[Vernon Davis Asks Roger Goodell Why Former NFLers Don't Get Healthcare]

He could make cheese!