There’s no way Ainge would trade for Lebron unless he got him for at least three years with no player opt-outs. Ditching Kyrie is most probable piece of that trade.

The Celtics do have the best defense in the league and Jayson Tatum can get his own shot. They can take a home game off of either the Warriors or Rockets, but not much more. They have always played the Warriors tough.

This is on a premium cable network involving prostitution, you ignoramus. The only sad thing is your spiel about how great you are, when really, you come off as kind of a dumb and judgmental person.

He still plays it, but hides it as many do. His “feminist” takes primarily revolve around his feelings/thoughts because he has a daughter. She is an object that causes these views rather than him holding the views based upon his recognition of her own personhood.

If your kid becomes a mass murderer, the proper response is to apologize to the victims, say you didn’t see it come but wish you had and make no further comment. On the opposite end, what you absolutely don’t do is blame it on other people. “Oh, he was bullied at school.” Fuck you dude.

You don’t stand on snatch. Snatch stands on you.

Both games were coinflips in Boston? It wasn’t as if the margin was 25 and 13 points. The closest that any of these games have been in the 4th was last night in Boston when it was briefly at 7 points.

What kind of loser waits for a mea culpa from a Deadspin poster?

I’m a white guy. I got into a minor argument with a black guy in public. Neither of us were yelling and it didn’t get physical. Another black guy was standing 10 feet away. He said, “Watch out. White people will call the cops on you.” I told him that was dumb and that no one is calling the cops over this. I didn’t…

What does checking do anyway? “Oh shit, lady, you caught me. I better run”

People forget now, but when the trade was made for the Brooklyn picks, Brooklyn was expected to be a playoff team through those pick years. After one year, Brooklyn started shedding salary to avoid the luxury tax. Pierce was still useful for two years after Brooklyn. Garnett went downhill pretty fast. They should…

Kobe isn’t even top-10 of all-time because most of the time he was too inefficient. I’d put him around 12 to 15 personally. The guy was 18th all-time in win shares and 57th in WS per 48. His VORP is 17th. Sure, the guy was good to great for a long time. That’s why he is third on the scoring list. He is also first on…

What was that again? Who resorted to the name-calling here from the very first post? You certainly know how to have a civil conversation. What a surprise that you play a victim too!

Well, it’s no bean ball with a Hyper Pitch from Baseball Simulator...

Baseball Simulator 1.000 with the missile hit that drove a guy into space. My favorite was the bomb bunt with a guy who had 99 speed. The catcher blows up, then everyone else throws the ball behind the runner. Inside the park bunts.

No shit. It’s a fucking broom, you miserable piece of shit. You called the police over a fucking broom. And it wasn’t as if the broom was even being stolen. NO. You assumed it was being stolen because you didn’t know that person using the sorority house broom. By the time the police arrived, unless you confronted the…

Those push brooms are expensive. You can’t risk someone running off on them. It’s not like you can watch the person from the safety of your house to see if the person starts sweeping or something.

Yeah, that’s another distortion of what was said. Keep digging...

How is the trade now illegal? I didn’t hear that. What rule changed?

I am a Boston fan. A significant part of this is that the Nets made an awful deal that was bad when they made. I love Pierce and Garnett. I wanted them to finish their careers in Boston. When I heard the trade, I was very pleased. Pierce was my favorite player since Reggie Lewis and I was happy that he was traded.