Well then you would simply be a Woman and not a lady, so his advice would no longer apply to you.

This is one of those cool moments in life, where as an adult you get to be giddy about something.

Those are optional.

whats with the horrible turtleneck sweaters?

A doctor just confirmed to a child that monsters are real

And that same "no one is in the same room" look. That random pictures of the cast mashed together front cover is just awful. I'm almost certain I've seen that exact Kit Harrington picture elsewhere.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy:

Gee, who could explain the 70s?

Oh yeah. What a prick. Raising awareness of the gruesome after church crowd and the need to treat service staff fairly for a couple of cool points. Man, who does he think he is, Goldman Sachs?

You don't know why you didn't leave it!? What the fuck? If someone started licking my ass, it would end there. I wouldn't agree to letting someone jack off on my face after that whole situation. So this is either grounds for her to take him to court for sexual assault or for him to sue for character assassination.

That's why I do edibles.

Yep. Gotta wonder how many of those would be paying customers if HBO would just offer a HBO GO-only subscription.

The second to last sentence in the article is hurting my eyes. Is it missing some words?

Assuming that everyone hitting the site last night was a paid subscriber, that's an awful lot of people who somehow don't have access to their DVRs on a Sunday night. I may be stretching it a bit, but I'm guessing there are a lot of HBO Go freeloaders out there.

SELENA. Make good choices.

I just wish people would stop pretending Lena Dunham is talented and feminist. Her show represents everything wrong with people these days, horribly unlikable raging narcissists who talk at each other rather than with each other, who pretend they're deep and world changing when in reality they're just shallow…

I so want to be crazy about Lena. She's normally proportioned, has some interesting things to say, and seems to be an independent spirit. But she also smacks of "overprivileged girl slumming". It's very easy to dress how you want, talk how you want, and buy lots of cute clothes and live in a picturesque apartment in a…

What is special about her? She isn't particularly funny, or interesting, or charming, or thought-provoking, or...anything. I don't get it.

A movie is not the thing the movie is about. They are separate things.

So we've settled on "bigger" as the euphemistic doublespeak of choice for "fat" now? Cool, thanks.