“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Trainers knew Petty was concussed when they asked him where Ryan Fitzpatrick went to college and he didn’t know the answer.

Sportsmammal. I still think that fucking horse should’ve won last year.

... and made the Patriots forfeit a first round pick due to culture of Skycams.

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

It was in all likelihood a punishment that was supposed to last one series, which it did. The series just happened to consist of one down.

But -1 briefcase from Mississippi State.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Panthers are trying to stay ahead of the NCAA so Newton was suspended one series for impermissible benefits.

Fuck off

Everyone with a functioning set of eyes knew OSU was better than PSU, and an egregiously bad uncalled interference penalty is the only thing that handed OSU their only loss. Penn state didn’t even have to play Michigan, and they definitely would have lost if they had to.

McQueary got $12M from Penn State for being on the outside looking in.

That directly accounts for my hate of PSU. My hate for oSU is much more petty.

I can’t believe the playoff selection committee won’t let those raped kids get the closure they need!

Nah, you’re wrong. It was actually amazing.

I would love to see Tiger get back to top form. The 4th Round and 5th day playoff of the US Open at Torrey Pines in 2008 when Tiger played through a torn ACL to beat Rocco Mediate after 19 extra holes is hands down one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in sports.

Aren’t we all?

Florence Henderson not even in the ground yet, but the spirit of Jan lives on.

I was in line at Wal-Mart a little over a year ago, just as students were arriving at UNH. There were two freshman women in line ahead of me, with their mothers. The cashier told them if they have any problems, seek out her son, who is a campus police officer. Well, knowing how that works out, I spoke up and said,…

I’d take it

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.