Fuck bosses!  Truly hard hitting journalism.

Well, the dog did at least have a job.

Now walls are racist and immoral.  I guess none of these moonbats have fences around their property.

Lol, we should just let any random person in the country, don’t bother investigating anything.

I mean, it sucks for the migrants, but it is pretty low on my list of concerns.

Not really, most fans don’t care about a player’s off the field issues, as long as they remain eligible to play.  At least I don’t.

Unfortunately, since the Ray Rice incident they are super reluctant to get any player with any red flags, hence they miss out on a lot of talent.

I need a new boat, can you spare $10,000?

Is everyone in your company like 80 years old or something?

We fought the wrong enemy in WW2, Patton said so himself.

Raising hand equals hate speech, lol.

Aren’t you usually off the day after a holiday party anyway?

Why do you hate the constitution?

At the general store you can get beer, lunchmeat, and an AR-15 at the same time, it is awesome.

I wish we had actual gladiators, that would be way better than football.  The prison population would be quickly reduced too.

The natives probably ate him already, lol.

We wuz chiefs and sheeit.

The world would be so much better off if colonialism had never ended. All those third world nations have no ability to govern themselves.

I’m sure the ethnic Europeans love having their countries overrun with third world muslims.