My guess is they wouldn’t let her use the bathroom because she didn’t buy anything?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

His girlfried who lives in Canada (her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver)

Wang Chung-a popular 80's group.

She apologized, turned the song off, and offered him a free muffin. It should have ended there. But no, the man who thinks free speech is peachy when it’s hate speech just had to get these two people fired. Fuck him.

Larry Moneta irons his underwear.

A singing mouse and a spot-on homage to A Clockwork Orange? This episode might have well earned its A by fucking default.

david looking like a vermillion in that header photo

give everyone on this show a fuckin emmy but especially dan and aubrey WOW

It’s tough to tell if Maeve couldn’t command the Ghost Nation because her codes weren’t working or if it’s because they’ve been reprogrammed. My guess is it’s the latter and the writers thought it was less obvious than it was. Hence that final shot with the woman on the beach where the Ghost Nation were still made to…

So, Elsie is obviously running around with reprogrammed Ghost Nation saving guests, right? That’s why they wanted the douchebag writer and came up on the beached lady, yeah?

I really liked the episode. I am so happy that Armistice is back. So happy Felix is back. Sylvester, not so much. Love that Dolores is stockpiling female hosts to be soldiers for her. And welcome back to the season 1, episode 1 MVP louis Herthum. Pretty convincing portrayal of a host that is full of multiple…

Can we talk about this new profile picture? It’s so fabulous, I am tempted to ask if this is the influence of The Glow Up. Either way, you look amazing!

“I JUST WANT TO TALK! IN A TOTALLY NORMAL MANNER!”

“THIS IS RATIONAL!”

What blows my mind here is a person who thinks ‘this customer left a bad review of my restaurant on Yelp, so i should go to their house at 10pm, ring their doorbell and call them repeatedly to come outside and discuss it.” is a solid course of action that cannot possibly backfire in any way.

Fuck that whole “anger is not empowerment bullshit.” I work with women survivors who have had to deal with a life time of being told, as women, to aquiece and be quiet. To not rock the boat with their pesky emotions. I repeatedly tell them, “YOU HAVE EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO BE ANGRY!”

I swear to God, that before they held a press conference, I thought that there were no black kids at Marjory Stoneman Douglass High. Thanks media, sweet coverage, there...and I don’t want to hear shit about how hard it is/was to find them, if you can find a ignorant bamma every single night on the local news, surely…

I’d be pretty pissed as a parent if someone put my kid on the internet without my knowledge. The rest of it is arbitrary, but you don’t put anyone’s kid on the internet or film anyone’s children without permission. That’s just not cool.

Clark (Hammish) also gets an on demand ice cream from a similar disembodied waiter arm. But who knows what that could possibly mean at this point.