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My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

White evangelicals don’t read the Bible. The longest thing this dude has ever read is the sentence “You must be 18 or older to enter this site.”

I bet this dude has put at least 7 rants about ”personal responsibility” on his Facebook in the past.

If it’s not a can of soda with a pube..then I don’t want any parts of it.

It’d be especially funny because it was Trump’s dumb ass that argued tweets were official statements in the first place.

Sorry Michelle, but when they go low, you hit them in the ball sack with a Louisville Slugger…

wouldnt that be the funniest way to get his ass thrown out of the WH?

He ain’t a fucking cowboy, for one.

How many cattle do you think Roy Moore was wrangling just before they took this picture?

“Knock next time! KNOCK!”

Oh boy! Can’t wait to read about his slim victory after finding out that only 50% of liberal leaning voters bothered to vote because their vote “doesn’t matter” in a deep red state like Alafuckin’bama!

Apropos of nothing, that hat is the goofiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Well, since Melanoma tried going to Harvey-devastated Houston like it was New York Fashion Week.

He’s a poor man’s rich man and a stupid man’s smart man.

He’s not. Basically everyone with an education knows Trump was and still is a massive failure in the business world. The problem is he knows how to project the image that he’s a success. He also would sell his businesses before the went bankrupt, so he wouldn’t be associated with the failures.

I saw this article earlier today about Trump and the USFL. Trump really wanted to be an NFL owner, but he was often outbid, and the league saw him as a “scumbag huckster” anyway. Reading between the lines is not my forte, but I have to wonder if he did what he could to deliberately tank the USFL because he couldn’t

I never understood why people voted for a failed businessman.

He also failed at selling steaks and vodka. How hard is it to fail at those two things in America?

Yeah but what do Navy SEALs know about serving their country.

Let’s continue the list because I’m quite sure a number of your readers are still stuck on stupid.