Why go through all that trouble and not have a bigger screen? Get a projector friend.

ESPN just aired a segment featuring a highlight reel of just the home runs from last night. It lasted 6 1/2 hours.

So a pass that gets you a driving seat with the champs and people saying it’s “the pass of the century” in IMSA would also get you knocked from the podium and from one of the best come back drives if you it’s F1?

On days that end with “ber”

If you flip it backwards it’s a telescope, you can see all the way to flavor town.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

In Latin America we have complex systems of crust crimping to indicate which empanada is which, and if you can’t remember the one with the fold over crimp and the little pastry isthmus to the left is pollo verde with egg then obviously you’re not loyal enough to your empanaderia and thus deserve to get stuck with the…

Listen, it’s important to be able to debate things like this in a calm and rational manner, but I’m pretty sure Hitler thought a taco was a sandwich.

If tacos and hot dogs are sandwiches, then so are folded slices of pizza. Is that the America you want to live in?

Well of course your having problems, your shopping at Tesco, not CVS.

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Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Dude, that’s races.

Given that they’re only on the air for 2 minutes out of every hour, with the rest devoted to commercials, that’s a lot of awkward silence.

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Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet. Wet, and flavourless. You need fat because fat gives you moisture and flavour.