with a stamp

You can control the speed of the video in settings. Bring it down to .75 speed, anything more is unlistenable, and he will start to sound like a regular guy talking, with a little auto-tune for style.

I’m an Angels fan. It’s quite warm over here in the Sandwich Isles.

Pitch hitting it the ump, live ball, he made the correct call.

Taco’s ain’t no sandwich

He’s eating it like a damn sandwich

Whatever they cook, but hotdog for me if I’m a’grillin’

NNOB, would have been just fine

That’s money there

Ancient Chinese secret

I was working on Maui, and never had time to drop it.

The one time you wanted so much fail

It was this way, then the iPad came out. They were too damn expensive, and the officers were dropping them left and right.

On the one hand, LeBron is a great guy in every possible sense. On the other hand...

Call me. Maybe?

I do[shown crying on the jumbotron]

Coach says: “You wanna put your hands under the table?”

NASCAAAAR

Here, have a treat. Whoooooo’s a good booooyyyyyy dog?