You don’t talk with your mouth full

Stick a pillow behind his neck. Tape around his forehead, and let everyone walk down the isle, stating their disgust with his actions.

“Sorry. I was looking for the latrine”

These guys fly daily. Work near HNL.

And not get to fly super sonic. They luv this shit, but would rather scramble at something they could shoot at-at-at-at.

Trout, actually his dad, agreed to be picked at slot money. Mike just wanted to play ball.

It’s a regional, and East Coast, League

Didn’t the Angels get one of the picks (the Trout pick?) from the Yankees picking up Mark Texeria?

Good jod Bron-Bron, only the first GIF was traveling

No, because of his bat. One season they voted for him because he had more homeruns then someone more deserving. That got out, and it needed to be explained to the voters that the Gold Glove Award was to be awarded for defensive skills only.

Should have gotten Schwifty

None are allowed on the flights I have been taking. Check in always asks if any are in my checked luggage, and if so, to take them out to hand carry

Wow, could be. I have never seen thoes, but I haven’t worked at the airport in a few years.

The radio lies, listen to the internet

Just kill me

True that. Lithium battries are not allowed in the cargo hold

We’ve been GRONK’D

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no, they are light aluminum boxes, or they are on a pallet with a cargo net on them. Even relatively bomb proof is way too heavy.

I would be singing my high school’s alma mater