You, my friend, underestimate the amount of rich rednecks that populate this world.

The Jalopnik world has taken a turn for the worse...here we have Mopar make all be it pointless and batshit crazy cars simply because they can and saying fuck it to the financial aspect of the situation, this would be a young boys dream. They are literally just dumping money into fantasy fan boy projects and creating…

I also wanted to come back and say that this article is awesome. More stuff like this please Jalopnik!

Why not wish someone uses this in a commercial to promote better driver training and have people LEARN better before they do unfathomable stupidity.

I say the pair of code browns + explaining to mommy and daddy what happened are enough punishment for a first offense.

As a former dumbass street racer, I’m with you. We were just stupid kids having fun and - in my case, at least - it was 3AM in the morning and nobody ever got hurt/busted. We weren’t in a tunnel, endangering non-participant drivers though, jeez.

Pretty sure that would be yet another violation of the Records Act.

Well said. Because none of us ever did anything stupid when we were 18. Granted, I couldn’t jump my N/A Volvo 740 because it was an N/A Volvo 740; but yes, I tried.

It would be much better for them to be assigned to pick up all the trash that other idiots throw out of their cars for a few months than wishing they were dead.

Older but much healthier. C’mon.

I really think that’s a nanny. I feel like a mom wouldn’t have been so frantic about it. But I’m just guessing.

Kramer comes flying in the fuckin door.

Where is the Thunderbird? That’s a Continental.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

Your wife is much more tolerant than mine. My wife will sense my discomfort and impending rant and, before I open my mouth, she’ll increase the volume.

Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?

I’m constantly amazed at bad internet lawyering. On what basis do you, random internet person, declare their business model “illegal”? Have you approached federal prosecutors with your damning evidence of their illegal business model?

I would agree that an autonomous Uber is probably safer than a standard Uber ;)

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.