I believe the inter-dimensional child molesters were involved too

If I’m rich as fuck and my car is impounded and auctioned off... I’ll make sure to pay for a friend to buy my car back.
No lesson learned. Dumb guy gets his car back after spending a little more money..
Crush it. That is the easiest way to send a clear message.

Cartman never dies on Southpark.. I think you meant Kenny.

That Eclipse could also be AWD, and turbocharged. GSX ftw!

My 1994 Suburban, Daily driven (Commute from Gilbert to Phoenix everyday) 281,000 miles and counting. The only thing that’s broke is me.. paying for the gas..

‘Fraid so.

That was the worst eclipse GT of all of them though.... I’m sorry
That’s like saying “hey I have this dog poop, but it’s ok because there’s cat poop inside it too!” haha

I prefer Uber, but I use both. Uber is normally just cheaper so I go that direction more often. I wouldn’t say Uber is shitty.. the shittiest Uber ride I’ve ever had was still far better than the best cab ride I’ve had.

Well, I like to drive... but I don’t like to drive intoxicated... so I Uber.. can I still be a Jalop?

Uber doesn’t try to be a cab company. They tried (and succeeded) to be better than cab companies. It’s faster, cleaner, cheaper, and easier than a cab. sooo... it’s still better. Maybe the regulations aren’t that great... I mean if all the cab companies seem to suck so bad.

Same here. :(

Because Jalopnik hates Uber and tears it down every chance it gets.

Ask and you shall receive. Matt Powers doin’ his thing.

Nah, it was a big build. We wanted to be on the heels of AMS back in 2014. Problem was the build time lasted a year, by the time we finally got the transmission I was on my way out of that shop to move onto bigger and better things. I think they did end up selling the GTR in the end though haha

When we did the shop GTR we spent a little over 20K on the transmission build.

I have not driven a Viper yet, but I have driven an 800hp GTR and I will tell you that my 97 year old grandmother could have driven that car just as quickly as I did. It is a very well behaved car with almost no feeling at all. Boring car. From what I hear, Vipers want you to die within minutes of turning them on...

When you drop an LS in it...

Going from 7.3 to 6.9 might take a lot more than turning up the boost. haha

I like a good article about cameras, film, photography and cars.
Very cool.

I deal with the rich and privileged as well as their expensive cars on a daily basis. It’s pretty much my job.