i don't wanna talk about her but someone always asks about her, so i tell them all my girlfriend's dead. i say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head.

kinja still sucks, months later.

honestly, i'm not really feeling the new kids too much, but i'm so here for the probation worker. it will be sad when he is (inevitably) killed.

you need to wait it out until the first episode of series 2. there's a moment near the end where i lose my shit every time.

or sounded just like dr. harmon.

nope, i had no problem with deviating from the comics, but i had a problem with flop lori and flop carl and mostly flop rick for starters.

aw did your team lost tonight?

...goes the dynamite.

since when does $17 = a day of work???