I have also fucked up pancakes. Usually weekend Dirtbag coincides with this sad occurrence.

100 pounds in a year is only two pounds per week. I realize it’s hard to maintain even that level of weight loss consistently over a long period of time, but I don’t think starvation is the only way someone could pull that off. Being a picky eater in prison and having less access to snacks between meals can create a…

HEY, I suck at pancakes too, and my twin brother won’t ever let me forget it :(

Most likely not. The switch from print to digital advertising changed a lot of that.

Like all print media, WaPo faces declining revenues and cannot afford to give away the fruits of their journalism. They spend huge amounts of money actually investigating and reporting the news, unlike many websites that basically curate and re-package with comments the efforts of the main stream media.

shit, sorry

Woah, DMX should have been sentenced to 10 years in prison for animal abuse.

MC is currently fine, he’s rolling in sweet, sweet Command Hook ad money.

Do not trick me into clicking on a source again thinking it’s going to be a long overdue update on MC Hammer just to feel disappointment when I discover it’s actually about Armie Hammer. I do not give a fuck about Armie Hammer’s tracksuit.

I’m just unlikable enough that I get wedding invites, but never wedding party invites.

Why do people love to complain about this so much? If you have to travel to go to a wedding, and you don’t want to spend the $, then don’t go. If it’s a close friend and I love the person, then I wouldn’t see it as some kind of burden but as a small sacrifice I have to make to be there for my dear friend. Unless…

I was so hot for him as an early teen (MSCL era) but can not even look at him without getting grossed out now that I’ve heard more (too damn much) about him as a person

Betty White needs to lay off the crystal

tell it to the dog....

I’m not “insincere” when I’m polite and civil to my customers. I’m polite and civil because after 30 years experience I know it makes my job easier and reduces the amount of bile in my stomach. It may not be ‘necessary’ but life is more than the basics and honestly, I think having a gentle tone of voice with a…

I got an email customer service reply from a company in New Jersey that made me feel like an a-hole for asking where my order was.

*UGH*

I’m sorry, but the standard for customer service, world-wide, (and I’m in the industry myself) is to start out polite. At least, be civil. I don’t get why anyone would come out…

I’ve worked in customer service jobs out west. The niceness is only insincere if you’re rude. If you’ve got a problem we could help fix, we were happy to do that. If you were rude and complaining, it was a sadistic pleasure to stay calm and smile and see how much that would get them spun up further.

No, it’s that we are rude. We are bad people.

No, it’s that we are rude.

IN my dreams, Tiffany is working with Mueller and wearing wires at family reunions