I’m just sitting here wondering why the hell you put up with that for three months, from the SECOND date on. Huh?

Exactly!! They were dating for more than 5 years. She should have figured this a few years ago. If he gives some lame excuse to her proposal...that will tell her a lot. I would never beg or ultimatum someone down the aisle. I like, and respect, myself waaay to much for that.

OMG, I can’t even imagine the logistics of filming this

I recently had a younger coworker tell me he was proposing to his girlfriend so she would know he was serious about the relationship. I wanted to say, “ just tell her you see the relationship seriously and ask of she wants to get married!” They live a few hours apart and she’s just started her career whereas he works…

Crossing the border “irregularly” just makes me picture people doing it sideways and with their back arched, like when my cat gets the zoomies.

Or how about: Do you ever think about the fact that if the sun suddenly went out, no one on earth would know for seven minutes?

I see that a lot. I get the whole romance and surprise thing. But marriage is one of the most important decisions in your life, and if that is what you want, sit him/her down and have an adult conversation about it.* Can’t tell you how many people I’ve known who’ve waited months or years for him to ask, but were too…

I’m one of those people who every now and then forgets how to interact, and when I want to jump in on a discussion I’ll have a weird thought process. Like if 2 people are talking about movies, I’ll be all [hmm, movies ==> movie stars ==> stars ==> stellar lifecycles] “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IN A FEW BILLIONS YEARS…

You sound like me having a discussion with myself when I’m driving :)

“I see, these books are probably law books, and it is an essential part of the justice dispensed here that you should be condemned not only in innocence but also in ignorance.”
― Franz Kafka, The Trial

I don’t know why, but the way you said “that’s AGGRESSIVE aggressive” reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Simpsons, when Bart joins a boy band but it turns out the boy band is really using subliminal messaging to get people to join the Navy. When Lisa confronts Bart’s manager, LT Smash (i.e. Lieutenant…

All of those are good options. These “hard on crime” types who restrict even the little luxuries or educational opportunities forget the “corrections” part of prison. As much as possible, prisoners should be rehabilitated so that if and when they re-enter society, they’re ready to do so, and won’t re-offend.

Marzipan comments are my favorite comments! Give her a big hug for me.

If you experience joy or schadenfreude lasting for more than four consecutive hours, seek medical attention immediately.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is likely to try and interview Trump, a nightmare scenario for the president’s legal team considering his tendency to lie and forget basic English language vocabulary.

At least one of them could’ve literally said that though.

the whole black this is ridiculous. they should have only worn clothing and accessories by lady designers and gone big an bold.

The fact that they started freaking out before he had even announced that he had corroborating recordings; that Bannon was willing to turn on Trump rather than try to deny anything, is... telling.

I’m so glad we’re still comparing men to girls as an insult.

I feel like there’s a hint of misogyny behind this too. Like, “look how they’re like high school girls! High school girls are the wooooorst.”