Yessss to no more weirdly sexualized outfits! Girls might not realize the connotation at the time but they also won’t forget and it will pop up later as “oh shit”

don’t put little girls in weirdly sexualized dance outfits. Don’t criticize their weight

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

In related news, ‘Crooked H’ is my new rap name!

pretty much everything out of that puckered fish lipped mouth is a complete fabrication, so not sure you need any phrase as a clue

pretty sure he signed a helluva lot of shit and it was all just blank papers, old memos, shopping lists, anything to keep him quiet and let him think he was actually doing something. His staff treats him pretty much like I used to with my youngest child — “who’s a busy boy ... you’re a busy boy ...”

Exactly. Like, how would people not understand a number? Either you signed more or you didn’t. It’s a number, not a fucking math equation.

“...one of the things that people don’t understand...”

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

Another good one from today:

Starred for Pigs in Space, a monumental achievement second only to “Swine Lake”.

Oh, that’s interesting. I wonder why some audiences are silent with awe while some are gasping and making other little sounds? Maybe we are just loud New Yorkers? Lol

Wow. You handled that a-hole better than I would have....

This is an old person yells at clouds moment. Assigned seating is amazing; we no longer have to show up 40 minutes early to buy tickets, nor do we have to watch a single person hold up 6 seats for people who may or may not show up.

Assigned seating is the only way I’ll watch movies now. I am never going back to that first come first serve garbage.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE the assigned seating. I can understand why it may be upsetting when you first come upon it, now that you know you can enjoy the benefits. No more scrambling to get to the theater early (like 40 minutes) in order to get seats. No more having to get there and save seats for friends. It’s so relaxing.

I gotta say though, we’ve had assigned seating in theaters overseas for yers now - it’s been GLORIOUS, and it’s about damned time America got on board.

Wait, you’re mad about reserved seating? The whole point of reserved seating is you DON’T have get to the theater super early to get a good seat. You want to go back to that?

A 17-year-old boy in Virginia suspected of being a Neo-Nazi shot and killed his girlfriend’s parents three days before Christmas, according to reports.

I ask that you make a quick addition to the headline or the body of the text. This murder occurred in the Washington, DC suburbs. This isn’t rural Virginia. This is 90 minutes from Charlottesville. This is the blue, liberal part of Virginia with an average home price of $429,000. And it is down right horrifying that…