You underestimate the ability of people to dig in their heels. Hillary being strong and rational will be “bitchy” to his suppprters. Donald being ignorant as hell will be “refreshing.”

Yes. I’m not even watching this but I want to scream “YOURE STANDING IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, YOU NITWIT!”

I'm so envious of you right now. I swear my heels are hardening by the moment! Now I have these hard, calloused lumps with tiny flakes of skin coming off. Fingers crossed this is just a stage prior to your glorious result!

Two parts hot water to one part vinegar and one part Listerine. I recommend the yellowish Listerine, but some people enjoy seeing their dead skin turn blue before rubbing it off. I do not enjoy that or the blue spots I had to clean off my floor.

I have been! I swear my dead skin is harder/thicker when dry right now. It’s weird.

What kind of acne do you have? I had cystic acne forever but my skin got better when I stopped avoiding heavy moisturizers. I use Aveeno Ultra Calming night cream and then put this crazy olive oil/honey/beeswax balm on top of that. It didn’t completely cute my acne, but it got it down to just one premenstrual zit a…

Last Saturday I tried on of these Baby Feet peel booties You soak your feet in water, then wear these plastic goo-filled booties for an hour, then wash and soak again. 5 or so days later your dead skin is supposed to start peeling off.

I thought I was the only one!

I attribute my perpetually-single status largely to the fact that I refuse to pretend to love Office Space. For a woman in her mid-thirties, this is a cardinal Sin of Unfuckability.

The flight attendant was a man who straight up GIGGLED at him. It was glorious.

I feel like this comes up with every article about Title IX investigations of sexual assaults. Title IX investigations often happen at the same time as criminal investigations. I’ve been following this case (because it’s local for me) and the Henrico county police have their own investigation.

I feel like simply starring this was insufficient. Thank-you for this glorious story.

It seriously took me like thirty seconds to understand why your dad would have to be dead.

I hope you hold this over your mom’s head all the time now.

In the sixth grade I had this crazy woman for math and science who was angry that her daughter hadn’t qualified for our program. So she got it into her head to “punish” the kids with the highest test
scores by givine us zeroes on every homework assignment.…

When I was in kindergarten I would leave for part of the day to go to English class with the third-graders and math with the sixth-graders. I was a particularly small kid too, so the big kids would pretend I was their baby and I was kind of the class hamster for them. Anyway, during English class one day a parent…

Often, both criminal cases and university conduct cases are happening at the same time. For instance, when a victim reports to the police that another student assaulted her, the alleged assailant will be tried in the criminal courts (should prosecutors determine there is sufficient evidence) and also by whatever that…

Who do I contact to fill this role? You won’t hear me say that Hillary Clinton had seven miscarriages and ate them to gain power, but I’m hearing people saying it. Is it true? You decide.

Where are you located? If you’re on the east coast, look into the NIH Career Development Day in the spring. That helped me when I was panicking a little about whether I wanted to be behind a bench for the rest of my life. There are so many things you can do with your degree that aren’t research! In addition to panels…

I just started today too (usually a Thursday night starter). Slept in until 11 AM, which is about 6 hours late for me. Then fell asleep at 4:30 this afternoon to just now wake up starving and cranky.

Plus, I lost a whole god damned day of weekend productivity! Here was my to-do list for the day:
Harvest from the garden
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Oh, my mom definitely thinks you’re a slut. As does my dad, probably. Mom has a serious Madonna/whore thing and Far just thinks all women are whores.