Thank-you!

I took my dog into the bathroom so she wouldn’t be traumatized during that scene. So did he also kill Walda? Because I don’t know!

But it also means he doesn’t know the glory that is Replacements, Ltd. Someone needs to educate him. And I volunteer.

I promised my great aunt that I would try a mayonnaise and pineapple sandwich before she dies. It's been fifteen years and she's nearing 100; I'm afraid my time is near.

Don’t let age dictate what you watch. I’m 35 and LOVE this movie.

Jane, mid-thirties, sighs in her stained lab coat and I-stand-with-Wendy hot pink Nikes. It’s obvious she didn’t have time to do her hair today and her solvent headache has led to excessive facial flushing. It’s eleven hours into her workday and she doesn’t see an end in sight.

Can we talk about the frozen macaroni and cheese commercial where the parents are happy that their daughter stops talking when she eats macaroni and cheese? It just screams “women are easier to put up with when they’re silent.” And “things that teenage girls care about are less important.”

Two years ago I got an email from a friend of a friend asking if I was free a particular weekend because we’d be having the mutual friend’s bachelorette party that weekend. I said yes at that point. Then about two months later I got the details of the party and it was super-tacky: sexy pilgrims and Indians. Because…