Jesus fucking Christ - just stop playing the fucking game.

I’m someone’s bitch!

The fact that a fair percentage of Kotaku readers are probably too young to get that reference makes my bones hurt.

CD Projekt Red’s about to make you its bitch.

Which is what’s keeping me from playing any of the DLC. As much as I want to play them, I’d be spending more than I spent on the base games for a small fraction of the content. That and I think you still have to deal with the “Bioware Points” for the DLC on PC, which I will not have any part in.

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Congratulations Nintendo, you really went out of your way to show there really is no joy in your company here. I bet you spent a ton of things me and money to figure out how it got there in the first place and fired somebody over this as well. Bravo.

Great point midway through the article about the rich acting as if they add value when often, they don’t. Do some add value to society in one way or another? Sure. You could make that argument for Bill Gates or the late Steve Jobs and some others. But most don’t, especially if they’re born into it. Which is fine on…

But both parties are the same, remember? And her emails. And “not progressive enough”. And “we’re not inspired enough”.

Yeah but think of all the “dank memes” created and all the angry libtards. Obviously worth it. So what if my healthcare is worse and i pay more in taxes. It was worth it for those sweet lib tears.

Remember when people laughed at us when we said this administration would move to fascism and destroy democracy in the US?

So the dude who made a name for himself being an asshole to people in online games turns out to be an asshole in real life?

I realize this wasn’t a public vote, but is this really how democracy works now? 98.5% of people oppose the motion and it passes anyway because fuck everyone?

I kid you not, Pai literally said after Clyburn finished, “So I assume that’s a no?” and then laughs were heard through the stream. The entire thing is a joke at the consumer expense.

The game runs like trash on PC and apparently is even worse on Xbox, but yes, let’s worry about how the underwear looks.

The lines between Kotaku and Jezebel are getting blurrier every day.

About 70% of what is wrong with white men.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in the White House right now. Or in any of the living rooms of Republican politicians who first abandoned and then reendorsed Roy Moore. You just showed your willingness to support a child molester, and now don’t even have a Senate seat to show for it. Sometimes you do get what you deserve!