So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

No one is saying their stuff is always out of stock because they can’t afford it.

“Kojima Tries To Explain Naked Norman Reedus”

How fucking boring that looked. Like christ it’s basically a prettier looking Medal of Honor: Frontline with even less content than earlier titles like CoD 2 and 3.

The fact that Westbrook is probably going to win this years MVP is proof that the award is completely useless.

I remember when David Robinson won the MVP over Olajuwon in 1995. The Dream thought he deserved the award instead, and clowned The Admiral in the Western Conference Finals. MVP don’t mean jack shit unless you win.

I would argue that there’s a distinct difference between volunteers buying tickets for an event that involves the charity they’re volunteering with and a for profit business helping a charity with a one off raffle.

Optics require that one believe in Science, a dead mythology of the ancient past. Now, everyone knows that the only way to actually get to nirvana or heaven is corruption and as much of it as you can spend in multiple lifetimes. Just ask the family living in the People’s House.

“The car, according to Blue Ribbon News, was donated to the Genesis Center by a local resident battling cancer:

In Texas, a car dealership and some small religious organization - entities totally renowned for their trustworthiness - created an idiotic controversy steeped in sanctimonious hypocrisy and shady self-benefit? No way, how could it be...

A dealership involved in shady dealings? I’m Shocked! Shocked!

There’s always time travel. I mean who wouldn’t want to play a video game where you can ride a Cyborg T-Rex through some Nazis?

We’ve known about Call of Duty: WWII since last month

1. It’s not like the Republican Party just started “messing with [her] community” after the election after promising to support trans rights.

2. If the “dealbreaker” for Caitlyn Jenner is “messing with [her] community,” then it’s pretty clear she’s totally cool with Republicans (or any political party) messing with a…

Here’s the deal: yes, I did vote for Trump

Everyone that had one and posted it to Facebook yesterday (which is really the only reason to order one of these, I’m sure) said it was “meh” at best with quite a few “bleh” reviews as well. It literally exists for people to post pictures on social media.

James Harden is the goddamn MVP, you goddamn millennial basketblogging jackalope-obsessed troglodytes.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.