Everyone that had one and posted it to Facebook yesterday (which is really the only reason to order one of these, I’m sure) said it was “meh” at best with quite a few “bleh” reviews as well. It literally exists for people to post pictures on social media.

I’m confused as to why you even think its a contest between OKC/Houston.

No. That’s the point of the article. People don’t believe his crap.

James Harden is the goddamn MVP, you goddamn millennial basketblogging jackalope-obsessed troglodytes.

Helpful reader critique: You guys seem to think that using the word “dong” for home run is funny. It is not funny.

This confused me too.

“ The idea is that vehicles lose speed from a boost when they are in the air, so the jumping helps keep the extra MPH for a little bit longer.”

Obvious pro tip to anyone who might be tempted (as I was): Do NOT check Facebook comments on the news articles related to this. It is a nightmarish swamp of MAGA idiots posting that democrats are doomed, Obama conspiracy theory memes, and variations on the word “libtard” used to replace most punctuation.
I mean, I…

Only when its directed at the libtard demoncrats.

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

That’s an interesting way to read that comment.

How lovely of him to be so frank and forthright. It takes a lot to say ‘I had some blind spots — or perceptual filters — and I needed help’. If one can ascertain this at a young age, how well it will serve him personally and politically. That there may be other ways of seeing and it takes nothing away from me to…

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

Nintendo will sell it again in six months time with a sudden 20% price increase.

It’s sad when one dies but people die every day, why is she special?

You really should try, to figure out why certain people are loved the way they are. It’s called empathy. Figure it out, you suppressing rage, and living in denial motherfucker.

There’s a pretty substantial difference in how most normal people feel when a perfect stranger dies as opposed to a celebrity of whom one is a fan, and has come to know through interviews, memoirs, autobiographical movies and one-woman shows, Twitter interactions, etc.

No, but popping in to tell people you aren’t said when someone dies is always the wrong move.

You mean, other than making enough of their product to meet the demand?