Literally what the fuck

Really this article could have been two words long: It’s free,

Oh wow that’s really neat.

oooh put in the grays. You really showed me Gita

That’s this whole game really, isn’t it? A video game tie-in without much heart. I feel like it would have been a lot better if they had made a much interesting story all around. All the prelaunch marketing material was about playing as Iden, this stormtrooper from her perspective of the empire. And then they pretty…

The game has a ton of problems, the way it runs, optimization, gameplay features, etc.

More like gone because Phil Fish is a bit of an asshole who can be a bit...abrasive. Then when he’s met with similar hostility, he picks up his ball and goes home, announcing that he’s done with making games.

I played Yakuza once, this looks about right.

A lot of people got hung up on the controls. I didn’t think it was that bad and I think people over exaggerated a bit about it. It’s not the best, granted. Like someone else said, it controls like a PS2 era game that looks as pretty as a PS4 game. But it’s really not as frustrating as people said it was. There are…

This is totally and completely fucked.

I’m pretty sure any hope of getting remasters of the original trilogy went out the door when they became backwards compatible on the Xbox One. There’s really no reason to remaster them when you can play them on a current gen console. And, well you see how EA & Bioware handled Andromeda, not sure I would even want them…

I think difficulty levels are fine, but it is super lame to have these jokey difficulty levels. Just make your fucking standard easy, medium, and hard difficulty. We get it.

I’m definitely nostalgic for the original playstation start up, although I always thought it was too loud and it kinda reminded me of the THX theme. Nothing more annoying than when you’re trying to quietly game in the middle of the night and turn it on to hear this blaring and then you’re scrambling to turn the…

This has been my complaint of modern games for a while.

I’m glad that they at least managed to get Ashly back for this “farewell” episode. Of course i’m one of the people who would be even happier if they just got her back to re record all the lines for this season. I know that’s unlikely, but I can dream. Getting her back at all, even for this one episode was unlikely too…

It was more a Disney/Lucasfilm mandate than EA. They’re pretty protective of the brand and the lore.

Trash.

Yes, I know. That doesn’t actually solve anything since I live in the suburbs. many miles out from the city proper, and like I said there’s only a couple types that tend to spawn in my area. So saying “You should just walk” doesn’t exactly help.

I stopped playing Pokemon Go after about a month or two since there was never anything but Pidgey’s and Zubats in my immediate area, and if you think i’m gonna drive all over my city, which is the fourth largest in the US, with the type of traffic that accompanies it, you got me fucked up. But I know a woman who still…

All fine and good, and i’m not arguing against that.