You calling me a suppository or the little yellow thing from the article a suppository?

I want a refund on my childhood toys.

Apple, please stop copying Android!

Oregon’s statewide speed limit of 65...which only exists on limited access freeways. rural highways are 55. Fifty. fucking. five. It’s mind numbing to drive here.

Every day, I try to share a little more of myself with the world.

Here it is in its 5400x3600 pixel glory.

Is there a higher-resolution version of this?

My monitors need it.

I liked him better when he was Jesse Eisenberg

This should be an interesting comment thread.

Still glad I deleted all my crowdfunding accounts.

Obligatory

I’m in the “liked the look of the 12C better” camp. I’d do the tune and add the vorstiener body kit:

Nah, bro, them’s TSC wheels. Tractor Supply Company... all day.

I didn’t know Harbor Freight sold rims that size.

Oh boy.....identity theft is still a hot item....

Captain America jumping off the bike: the physics are terrible. As was the Thor jump in the (in)famous group attack GIF.

So excited! And I can see it on 23th April! Muahaha!

In fact, both volcanic lightning and volcanic lightening exist (though I don't believe either of them exit). What a world!