staticfriction
STATICFRICTION
staticfriction

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and, most importantly floats like a duck, then it’s probably

Windows and coats.

In a rush to get to market, they won’t be ready for launch. Tesla will make them available as downloadable content for the appropriate season.

False.

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

You dispise MM-FR but love the F&F franchise? Credibility, meet open window...

Just remember, Texas is shaped like a sideways dog standing in a bowl:

If it was run by the French, it’d be great. The Chinese, maybe not so much.

You’re always causing broplems...

You’re so dump.

I pelieve you mean quit the ass bunion...it’s like the crappiest game of telefone evar!

Quite an assumbtion.

What is this ‘walking’ thing you mention? Wasn’t that outlawed in the constitution or the bible or somethin?

The amount of energy lazy people are willing to expend to be lazy is sometimes amazing.

Meanwhile, everyone involved could have just parked 3 rows up and have been inside feeding the goats, in the amount of time it took to argue and fight.

Even the welds look shitty and I should know—I’m a very shitty welder.