please can I have that on a shirt!? This made my day, Thank you :)

I think this is a Boardroom abortion. Two people pitch diametric positions and the come to an even crazier middle ground.

“So Tim you say creepier, rapier clown, and Jack you want to go with a hip young person angle... I’ve got it, lets put Macklemore in a hamburgler outfit and see where it takes us.”

He is the next TopGear, he has to be! And I bet May and short stuff would get on with him too.

Blessed is the Meeke, for he will inherit the win!

87 MPH he truly is a flying finn

I have heard that Anheuser-Busch doesn’t even treat their sewage water.

I have never understood the reason people like these monstrosities, if you have kids and way too much disposable income this car is great for even the ugliest of soccer moms.

McDonald's has a Net Income of $5.56 Billion, if they actually gave everyone who is an employee (implying mostly part time of course or the number would be much higher) at all 35,000 + locations around the globe a $1/hr bump in a raise it would cost them 30.2% of their net income.

Say they actually own 300 ish…

Clarkson is a wanker for abusing that producer for like 45 mins. That being said...

Sad to say Clarkson deserved the sacking. Having said that I fucking love the guy on the program, the banter is always good and it will always hold a special place in my heart.

You have got to be poutine me on!

I need one so bad, this is the best looking 911 ever, sure you can drive fast on tarmac, but how fast can you drive on dirt?

Every day of my life as a waiter...

nice

Poor costume, nice idea though.

Orange you glad I didn't suggest using a banana?

Cutlass and $15,000 should never exist in the same sentence, unless one is referring to a pirate sword... even then ridiculous.

Very nice job.

1993 Ford Taurus, AC, 2 Head gaskets, 2 radiators, 2 water pumps, then my brother gracefully ended its life crashing backwards into a tree at 65 mph cause him and his friend were coked up and one of them yanked the wheel.

So glad that it is dead though.

For the money it has got 4 wheels and presumably a motor that turns over.