I think it could have been so much more clever. The geniuses who know everything about the universe need the waitress next door to teach them about the world. There was so much potential there, but they got bogged down in romances, Sheldon’s quirkiness, and Leonard’s mommy issues.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

Wish Granted!

That’s for not putting Levi in the movie.

A new meme has emerged! I’ve been waiting for this day!

Single player is more fast paced gameplay imo. Couch co-op requires a lot of coordination. If you didn’t get Marriage DLC of course, it’s like the whole other game, I heard it’s like hardcore rouge-like.

My freshman year of college (about 4 years ago,) I smoked and got high for the first time, resulting in a horrific panic attack where anxiety induced physical symptoms led me to believe I was dying.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

It’s Texas.

Psh. We’re helping all the Kotaku readers who don’t read Reddit!

More like an incoherent engram amirite

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

I can tell you the new story missions I have completed have been pretty excellent so far. Lots of character development, interesting points of view, and expanding information. In saying that you could watch all that on Youtube.

Person Possessing Prosthetic Penis Panics, Pandemonium Partially Prevented.

It is, except if you’re losing. The Eternal Rocket can literally win games you would have otherwise lost if you can manage to sit and turtle long enough, especially on maps like Garden Terror or Dragon Shire.

here's my guess - carpool lane. babies count as passengers for the HOV lane - people have used mannequins, stuffed animals, etc. Would not even be slightly surprised to find out someone strapped a fake baby into a car seat for that purpose.

So...they paid to get the window repaired, right?

The Bradley Cooper/Michael Ian Black love story was absolutely amazing.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…