Donald Shit the Bay?

Donald Trump Know About Bay

Donald Trump Doesn’t Shit About?

Or simply, Trump doesn’t know shit...

This is accurate. And not at all because my in-laws live there.

“Donald Trump Doesn’t Shit”?

Shit, The Bay Area!

You’re old and beige, but I feel a swoon coming on.

I think “Donald Shit about the Bay” is British children’s book.

I thought this was Mad Libs, and was unhappy with the abuse of the blank line at the end of the entry, thinking it would be for punctuation:

Hell I could further cut that to Trump Shit the Bay.

Donald Trump Doesn’t Know Shit About the Bay Area

So it should just be “Shit About the Bay Area”?

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

There are so many different logical fallacies condensed in this one sentence that even Donald Trump can consider himself schooled. Kudos!

...the company had recklessly put tens of individuals in danger...

This is very solid trolling. Well done.

She should have put the money in diamonds. I’ve heard you can squeeze a stone from blood.

Delusional con artist with suspect hair: I got your third-party candidate right here—