you missed the joke dear.

I suddenly feel so calm and at peace.

It’s crystal clear to me. She agrees with me that our preferred candidate is the right choice.

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It’s impossible to tell that this is a somehow supposed to be a joke.

English is my first language and it took me a minute too. Joke is there is no joke. It just goes all over the place and ends up nowhere.

maybe they’re all newborns who learned how to use the internet

It will, unfortunately, not stop 3/4 of every Gawker comment section (politics or non-politics) from devolving into a Hil v Bern slapfest.

not gonna lie some of these comments from people not getting it are giving me life rn

It’s a joke on the over-exaggerated social media posts people make in support of their preferred candidate.

I don't know what this is but its going up on the fridge

IF WE WAS DESCENDED FROM SEA MONKEYS WHY IS THERE STILL SEA MONKEYS???

I’ve actually met ISIS (in the ‘90s) so I would appreciate if people not fill my feed with uneducated bullshit.

It’s simple. She’s voting for the candidate who cares about the issues and has a plan! And not the candidate who supports building a time machine, and going back in time to the year 33 AD so they can be part of the mob that killed Jesus. Her candidate would never do that.

I lost it at “I met ISIS in the 90s”

“and tell me if you don’t feel afraid of the direction our country is heading.”

“...WIPE THE FLOOR with that mud pig Doland Trimp. He says we need to turn America into the biggest (width-wise) skyscraper in the world. I’m not even sure if the Earth’s surface could withstand that kind of pressure, and, secondly, I’m not sure that’s a country that I would like to live in.”

And no-one ever got it. Anyhow, nice to see some Sin City fans around...

Wow. Skinny little Ashley Johnson grew up. She filled out.