Or Ludlow, or Woodhouse.

What “Last” or “End?"

And here I thought all the Samaritans were dead.

I think you’ve struck it bang on here. Trump supporters cannot distinguish between imagination and reality.

Interesting that you see Trump as the one to settle the score. . .

Ain’t war hell?

Baited and hooked.

I think the first principle of Brazilian Jiu-jitsu is: never go to the ground. Every following lesson is what to do when that doesn’t work out.

Isn’t Krav Maga Hebrew for “until it shits?” I’m not surprised.

Well, now it’s called Disneyland Guignol.

LBJ would hate that.

I don’t think you understand trickle-down necronomics.

If you’re going to post the acronym “CPAC” you should really explain what it means.

You’re probably right.

Jim Webb is not a Republican.

If you’re in the market for a gun: buy Mormon.

Super-electromagnet. Like the one that tried to kill The Brave Little Toaster.

Tell me more about these reverse mortgages! Talk about burying the lede. I can use that money for more guns!

If we get everyone out there enough guns, after a brief spike, we can get the murder rate down to zero. Forever and ever.

Jesus, here I thought I spent way too much time thinking about dicks. And then you come along.