“If they say you were close friends, say no, you were lifelong friends. Don’t give them anywhere to go.”

Pressing seems the most cruel way. I’d expect pressing.

If the men are so heavy, shouldn’t we be phasing them out? I thought we wanted a lighter and faster military?

This all reeks of ‘72. And Trump is Wallace.

Not so! Something would grow out of that pumpkin.

Isn’t it a little life affirming that we’ve made it so far with so few? Even surrounded, suffused with these assholes, America had a good run. Maybe it’s time for something new.

Those dead panda eyes are the best.

So, journalism’s ability to provide context is of no use to you? Should we stop reporting on atrocities in Africa and what is likely a 3rd or 4th world war? Just who/what do you want protected? Does this story make you feel unsafe? Why?

Tecrophiliacs everywhere pray desperately to their merciless god that the assailant only murders three people.

Looking forward to see how they handle the xenomorph’s acidic blood.

Phwew. I thought I was the only one.

Statistics is not the art of making connections “in your head”.

But a word of caution: Don’t draw conclusions from the report by making direct comparisons between cities. Valid assessments are only possible with an understanding of various factors affecting each jurisdiction.

That’s at least the second time you’ve done that now. You’re gonna have to show your work on how this relates to McCarthyism.

Facts that motivate politically are not the same as politically motivated facts.

Do you want to get in early with me on a salt mine?

Correlation is not causation. 1990 is about where the last of atmospheric and household lead began bleeding out of the US population. Crime is plummeting despite concealed carry. And not to put to fine a point on it Kissoff, but MAD only works if both sides know about it.

So wait, how much money do I have have to pay for mosquito nets before I’m allowed to talk about guns around you?

Try and keep up.

You weren’t let down by the big reveal: robot bones?