LOL, enjoy with my blessing but on one condition...it’s okay to be down, just don’t live there. Ya feel me?

+1. This is a great comment

you are cracking me up! thank you!!!

Is anybody else enthralled by that header shot? He looks like one of the testicle chin monsters on Rick and Morty.

There’s something almost comical about all this. He’s just a blowhard who shoots from the hip and speaks tough and people like that. The Republican base likes that!

Notice how the people who want the biggest, baddest military and advocate invading other countries never serve in the military themselves?

It’s not us! It’s our dumb thrice-divorced aunt in Florida! She takes everything at face value and is highly susceptible to slogans and catchphrases!

As an American, I can’t figure out what our problem is. We seem to delight in elevating complete morons in the political process as some sort of collective joke. And then every few election cycles we take the joke way too far and elect them.

Ugh hearing him exploit Fred Trump’s hardships to glorify himself...

CANADIAN HERE! Donald Trump talks a lot about the international community (he calls them “they”) not respecting President Obama. As part of the international community, I can tell you that Trump is THE BIGGEST JOKE when it comes to American politics. We’re all over here just shaking our heads.

“With the cutting off of heads of everybody, these guys are totally a disaster.”

Best thing about the Pope’s visit is cable news stopped playing clips of his stump speech obsessively.

He parodies himself. You don’t even need to write jokes about him, the comedy is just there.

As my favorite tea party sign read, we’re surrounded by “Morans.” I always thought there were more of us than them, but it’s starting to feel like that’s not true. Hopefully, their numbers only seem to be increasing because they’re so stridently vocal.

But don’t worry, Taylor Swift fans. She and her crew will be along to culturally appropriate it any time now.

MALALA!! Never fails to make me tear up. She says such simple things, but I think it’s how much force she has in her voice that makes me emotional. I just love her.

It’s got all that slimy Nice Guy™ baggage.

I don’t know about that “unfinished business” remark, though. Sounds like more than just pot.

It’s more like she absorbed a shitload of heroin and other drugs in utero. Because, you know, she did.

She’s 22 and the child of two rock stars, both who were constantly strung out on heroin when before and after she was born, one of whom died tragically a short time later so she never knew him and the other a spoiled brat who can’t keep herself under control and still acts like she’s a teenager at 51. Frankly, looking…