LOL the rally is still going on and Huckabee just said he’s willing to spend “the next eight years in the White House” or in jail. EITHER WAY, Y’ALL.

That was beautiful, very moving.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

I had never seen this movie until a few years ago and I turned to my wife in disbelief and said “ What the actual FUCK was Blake Edwards thinking?!? with this MISS GO-RIGHTRY shit?!?”

I wanted to thank everyone who rallied around while I floundered, keyless, into a new “persona”. I really did panic when I lost access to “randilyn” and I considered just giving up. Of course I would have been able to continue reading all the articles by my favorite authors, admiring Tara Jacoby’s brilliant…

Cut him out of your life.

You guys, my dad called me the other day and gave me a 5-10 minute lecture on why I should support Donald Trump and how Trump and Bernie Sanders really want the same things for America.

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

Seriously. One more reason to love Fetty Wap. One more reason to think Chris Brown is a POS.

Chris Brown = not surprised at all. Why does anyone keep inviting him to perform??

That’s pretty great that Fetty Wap replaced him without hesitation. That’s my takeaway. The Chris Brown part of the story is par for the course.

Is this a trick question? They are bigoted assholes because of the remarks they made surrounding their daughter’s race. It was crazy off the wall, dismissive and prejudice.

I am a little confused. You don’t think they are bigoted assholes? Like of course the sperm banked fucked up but these two things are not mutually exclusive. Those people are hella offensive.

Well, between this and Kim Davis going to jail, looks like a bad week to be a bigoted asshole!

what are they doing? I DON’T GET IT

“She a big girl dog, yeah I’m putting in, I’m penetrating, I’m getting big, yeah I’m stimulated.”

That also serves as an adept description of what is wrong with both Tyga's and Jared Fogle's romantic/sexual predilictions.

Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

But also his rapping is terrible though

This song probably leads off every single one of Jared Fogle's Spotify playlists...