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I thought it was fucked up when she crammed him in the washer. I was not prepared for how much worse it would get.

Is this the same dude that came out two weeks ago with a cereal called booty-o’s, then bought a time machine out, and travelled back in time to fight vaudeville bros? I don’t watch WWE but a few times a year but I love some of silly writings and these guys enthusiasm is contagious

Did you not watch the behind the scenes right after? They say straight out it came from Martin.

I’m genuinely heartbroken and simultaneously floored by the tragedy and mastery of the Hodor scene. First, kudos to Benioff and Weiss for teasing it well a couple episodes ago—you could tell there was something melancholy about Bran seeing young Hodor before his affliction—maybe it was in the way Hodor’s and Three

Spoilers: Official casting news is not a spoiler. Marvel wants you to know Mark Ruffalo is in this movie.

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why

Sochi with no snow was fabulous? The decaying Olympic stadiums and pools and kayak rivers and other chunks of concrete at just about every former olympics are fabulous? The debts still be paid off are fabulous? The corrupt officials and companies that made bank on careless olympic spending are fabulous?

No, this story is about the fact that you are actively misrepresenting what happened, and perpetuating a narrative that has been discredited. It is NOT about uncovering the truth of what happened.

You don’t take Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman and make an R rated film. You also don’t make it Superfriends. There’s a happy medium, but you’re right that Snyder does not have the skills to do this.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just

Yep, for many reasons. 1) People of all races and ethnicities have large butts. Having a sizable ass is not a cultural trait that can be appropriated because it is a biological trait that is found across diverse populations all over the world. 2) Oakland is not synonymous with black. It’s a very racially diverse

Agree completely. I always get told I have a black girl’s butt, usually by POC.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Why does Sony still allow this walking/talking PR nightmare to exist? How demeaning for Kesha that even with the support of major players in the music industry, this d-bag still comes out on top. Ugh.

Which is great when it means anything. I just flew out of Newark and precheck at terminal A literally meant I didn’t have to remove my jacket or shoes - I still had to wait on the long ass line (over 90 minutes at that point)

One of those tweets is the pre-check line, 350 people deep at 5:30 AM.

is 350 people deep at 5:30AM at ORD.

If I was a terrorist these huge lines would be wonderful soft targets.

Yeah, I love this episode.

"Father's Day" was one of my favorite new Doctor Who episodes, so I don't pretend it never happened.