TBH, if someone told me these were the lyrics to a rap song, I would totally believe them.

All I know is this: although Donald Trump has a history of bragging about sexual assault and surrounds himself with men who mistreat and sexually assault women and has been repeatedly photographed with prolific child sex traffickers and has been documented bribing porn stars for their silence and was literally found…

I really, really want to unread the part where Rudy talks about getting hard.

I can only imagine what he was saying or thinking privately about 9/11 when he was trying to frame himself as America’s mayor and already imagining how he would look sitting behind the desk in the Oval Office. Considering what a horrid person he is there is a high probability that he saw that terrible day as one of…

“Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernible]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to claim the right of Prima Nocta as well.

With Yackety Sax playing as it happens.

Does anyone else remember Dick, the late 90’s comedy that parodied the last days of Nixon’s presidency? I can’t wait for the Trump version of it. They could call it Covfefe and include a scene of Pence (played by Steve Martin) running from room to room in the Capital evading the rioters. Maybe they get switched around…

“I say unto ye, she must be burned at the stake!”

Fuck Off.

I would counter this with adding a death sentence for any man who impregnated a person who is know to be at risk of having a high-risk pregnancy or who dies as a result of a heretofore unknown risk.

The moderator didn’t ask “why do you all hate men”. Women are the only problem here. They point at Eve and say “She did it”, and now all women for all eternity have to put up with this shit while men ... don’t.

So, “abortion is never justified” because it is killing a person. So lets kill people who have abortions. I thought life was “sacred” - or just their right to determine whose life is sacred.

quite a missed opportunity with all of them in one place...

While the condemning a woman part seems terribly on brand for these assholes, the whole thing seems to ascribe a lot more agency to the woman than they tend to do. Isn’t the real problem here the man who put his seed somewhere that wouldn’t, couldn’t or a least isn’t going to yield good fruit? Why are these guys…

If they are ever able to get this kind of legislation through, then I bet their next step will be to legalize rape. But also, eliminate child support. 

But his wife is his property, and he’s free to use her as he sees fit. God said so in the Hebrew times, probably. Arresting this patriot is an affront to property rights everywhere.

As far as accountability in the “party of personal accountability” this tracks. Why resign and admit fault when it’s easier to double down and pretend nothing is wrong!? Him saying what he did isn’t criminal while a court date is scheduled is totally on brand. 

“He came and I just lowered and charged, and he went through the glass. Landed right over there.”

“My behavior, while not criminal...”