I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

This is gross. Nobody should be donating to the NC GOP, no matter the circumstances. Liberals are actively giving money to the people behind HB2, their funds are going to an organization trying to make life hell for the most vulnerable people of the state.

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

okay so I’m late to the party and I’m a disgusting person so this is about what I did but... one time I was partying with my girlfriends at a bar and we went to the bathroom to do some cocaine. After doing said cocaine I thought I had to pee so I sat down to pee while my friend was still in the stall with me as we…

I have twins. When they were almost 2 we were at a restaurant with no changing table (yay) and of course they both had dirty diapers that needed to be changed. I bring a chair in the ladies and with a balancing act, change boy twin. Girl twin DISAPPEARS. I freak. No, she hasn’t wandered back to our table. It occurs to…

I went grocery shopping with one of my best friends once. I had to pee, we pushed our carts to the bathroom and she stayed out with our carts as I went into my stall. I heard the door open again and looked at the feet in the stall next to mine. It was my best friend’s feet. I decided we should play footsie, because…

I like that you stayed with him even after knowing he didn’t clean the wall, that’s love honey.

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

There are two kinds of people in the world...

*walks into the comments section & looks around disgustedly*

Strange coincidence: I saw one of the designers (or maybe *the* designer) of the applicator for that tampon this weekend. He said that if you’re not a feminist after talking to as many women about their periods as was needed for the research for that product, there’s something wrong with you. He was on a panel at a…

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I thought her outfit was fine. I mean, what even is the dress code for a roast? But... the fit? What the hell was going on with her sleeve fidgeting?

I’m still holding out for a remake of Planet of the Apes but with cats.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

Am I the only one who finds these kids cute as hell. They say a lot of stupid stuff but ultimately theyre good kids with good intentions for the world. Also Willow is hella talented.