I love plants that eat bugs, thank you for this brilliant tip!

Say things like:

I love contactless, just tap and go :)
No magswipe, no fussing with chips & dip, just a beep and done!

Kinja too 

Ignore Dead Elvis, he is a troll who is hellbent on derailing a discussion and harassment if he doesn’t like what you have to say

Ignore Dead Elvis, he is a troll that only shares nonsense to derail a discussion. 

My complaint is how social media has gone from telling a story to hyper-focused advertising and a constant barrage of “sponsored posts” of nothing but pyramid schemes and MLM’s.

JC speaks authoritatively on this topic at-hand, so why would you not consider a valid counterpoint to Sam’s article?

Oh shut up you bloody coward!

I get that you’re doing the whole “Hey, I’m too stupid to understand this, so I’m going to pretend like I’m being victimized” routine, but it’s tired and I’m tired... either troll better or make a coherent point.

Tropic Thunder is satire, the movie is comedy and not politically skewed
I noted it because of the classic line - Never go full retard

I’ve been attacked/called a bigot when I didn’t agree with someone’s rather warped ideas of how society works. 

Being a recent graduate of from kid to adult per the wise adage:
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional ;)

Attention:

Definitely needs to not interchange them, Shane is a guy, go from there 

I can hear dog whistles...

I wrote that just for you <3

Nailed it!

Umm, Katie, what is your problem?

Yep, that is how I use those phrases, mostly with unoffendable objects