It's how the Japanese do (airplane) porn.

I watched this video ten times in a row. I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

And this is why Peoria Carp Hunters.

40 going on 4.

This morning , my cat and I were walking into my kitchen at the same time. Except, she stopped were she was when she spotted me and waited for to leave. She didn't want to deal with my shit.

Gorillas are probably easier to motivate than cats.

There are so many different types of cats; squirrely, skittish cats, chill, friendly cats; tiny fastidious little things, and big old stinky wild things, but none of them give a flying fuck about any damn human's experiments. They. Do. Not. Care.

Probably. My cat doesn't do shit I want for treats. She just annoys me until I feed her. She's smarter than I am.

No, but it is missing the best part, which is Teddy's reaction to his own blatant disregard for his human's stuff.

Fool scientists. If they wanted the cats to participate, they needed to have the cat's favorite human administer the test while the cat was in their own comfortable space and only once the cat acquiesed by allowing their human to tickle them behind the ears for more than two minutes.

So you basically felt like this guy...

Eh, not really mine, I just scrolled down farther on google images than you did to pick one different from yours, that's all.

My sister and I were the last generation that could freely play outside with the kids in the neighborhood, with full autonomy and confidence from our parents. If I came home with a scraped knee, here's peroxide and a band aid off to race in my big wheel again, I played to win. We chased the ice cream man down, talked…

Kinda what you're saying. I'm a long haul truck driver, away from home for months at a time. This phone is my lifeline. It's got everything I use to entertain myself, all the people I call (I can't really text, I'll lose my job if caught... so at least I have that grounding me a little) and a ton of stuff I need for…

Not with that attitude you can't.

You started off strong...

Need a banana for scale.

Pretty cool, but not beautiful like the Connie platform.

@fastm3driver: Don't worry about me, I'm just pissed I had to memorize the phase diagram for carbon steel (and I might actually be able to draw it from memory 22 years later).