Nailed it.

Unbutton that shirt, soldier!

If you would’ve told me a snake cradling a wolf would melt my heart I’d have said you were nuts. Yet here we are.

Well, they’d been defeated on Endor, it’s not like the Ewoks went on a galaxy-wide tour of drum playing.

“Urge to Dragon Slave that laughter in to oblivion.. rising...”

I’m FROM Texas and I’m embarassed by how this school behaved. Soon we’ll have NO engineering talent left in this country.

It’s Capcom, not Konami.

The Mary Celeste. Discovered sailing with no crew in December of 1872. The ship was seaworthy, but the lifeboat was missing and the last log entry was dated ten days before she was found. None of her crew was ever heard from again, nor were their bodies discovered. Over 140 years later the mystery is still unsolved.

Who knew Vin Diesel is really good at making us cry.

I’ve never been sure why such a revered and successful pachinko company sullied themselves with video games in the first place. The other trolls in this comment section need to remember that the kingdom built on pachinko needs no bridges. #peasants

It’s runs off Nintendo Power.

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

When I was a kid I played the accordion. I wrote “Weird” Al a fan letter that was basically.

I used to watch Goranger when I was a kid in the 70’s in southern California. It aired on the Japanese channel so I couldn't understand a word of it, but I didn't give a damn when I was six.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

Great. Now I get to feel like I do summer sales wrong thanks to this overachiever.