The cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs must have been horrified at sharing a cell with Andrew Tate - tonight they will rejoice 

I only know about who Pete is dating from this website. Y'all  don't have to write about him at all you know. 

I don’t find him especially funny, but apparently he’s fun for these women to be around. It is sorta strange that nothing ever seems to stick for very long, but maybe that’s because the fun runs out eventually?

This is 100% what’s going to happen. 

Better keep the guards on there, lest he try and run for a new country to harbor him so he can start doing sex slavery again. 

Ariana was the one who initiated the relationship with Pete. She met him on SNL and later had her manager give him her number. She was the one always grabbing at him, leaning on him and posing when pictures were snapped. He looked uncomfortable. Kate Beckinsale was seen flirting heavily with Pete at the Golden Globes.…

Certainly none of these women, especially the press shy Kim Kardashian, could be responsible for the paps. It must be Pete, who you refer to as a “schmuck”. JFC, this site just continues to crater to new depths every week. And I’m not even a Davidson fan, but holy hell.

Plus I don’t know about in the early going, but it seems to me most of the more recent relationships are the result of women reaching out to him.  Kardashian in particular said she just wanted to hook up with the guy.  

“What we don’t like is the idea that you might be using hot women as a vehicle for amassing more clout.”

Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

Lol. You assholes are so mad that some people find him attractive. 

Wait, so Jezebel is blaming Pete Davidson for orchestrating a “blatant publicity campaign” and not, say, Kim MFing Kardashian? Or are you saying that him getting his picture taken with another famous person in public places like courtside at NBA games (and then Jezebel constantly reporting on it) is some sort of…

She & Julia Fox are pros at being half naked in public and boring AF at the same time. The only thing I remember Emrata doing is being Affleck’s character’s side piece in Gone Girl.

Emrata’s skill is keeping herself in the news even though she doesn’t actually do anything newsworthy. I mean, she’s hot and she likes to show off her body, but that seems to be the whole of it. But if I could get paid to do what she does, then I would keep at it too.

jfc can we go one week without hearing about Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles or Emily Ratjkowski.

This could have all been avoided if they had kissed someplace indoors away from the cameras the way that most famous people who want to keep their relationships and dalliances secret do.  But that wouldn’t get any publicity, so...

Also shows that she’s so much better off without him.

To be fair, I think aliens came here pretty recently too.

I feel the same way about Joseph Smith and the LDS cult. He wanted to molest and rape underage girls so bad he created a whole religion that said God said all that sex abuse was holy. 

Tom can see Suri. In their divorce agreement, he isn’t allowed to disparage or alienate Katie from Suri.