Very edgy.

“LOL, misanthropy!”

Well, now I’m crying. :(

I for one am pretty brainless after sex, so often a one-word sentence is about all I can muster in the ~15 min immediately after.

None of which means the action of simply *throwing away* that much money is not fraught with ethical consequences.

I’m also “allowed” to donate all my money to NAMBLA*; doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be roundly criticized for it.

THANK YOU. “It’s romantic!” YEAH OR IT COULD HAVE BUILT LIKE TWENTY FUCKING HOSPITALS, ASSHOLE.

Of course, then the Te’o story turned out to be 80% bullshit, so.

Can someone who understands the nuances of pop culture better than I do explain why there are so many jokes about Hiddles’ “soul being sucked away” by T-Swift, by the fact that he has a relationship with T-Swift, or by dementors, or something? Are we just convinced this relationship is a PR stunt because it’s “too…

Oh my goodness. 😍

My relationship with ND is much like that with the Catholic Church and large portions of my family: love mixed with bouts of intense anger and embarrassment.

I think this person was exposed as a 4chan op last week.

What I’m hearing is, “I’m mad I couldn’t catch that fucking Drowzee.”

I like you and your husband.

Counterpoint: Why would anyone fold their underwear?

This is so self-evident. Thank you for tearing off a few layers of bullshit.

I’d say you called it, but this is too fucking depressing: https://twitter.com/zohralv

It’s bullshit. This is not what Charles Wade is about. At all.

I always have this dream of taking these godawful little econoboxes, pouring a ton of money into them and turning them into sleepers. New everything, turbocharger, etc.

Sometimes I really wish I had an account on your Slack so I could watch shit like this unfold.